The Chansidines went to yoga today. I took a longer time than Pat to put Purple Grape and the whole gear on, so he went out first to unlock his bike. When I came out, he was talking to a pretty good looking guy. I walked right by them to unlock my bike, thinking Pat was giving him directions or something. Then I heard Pat say “why, thank you, my wife thinks so too!”. The guy looks at me, says something to Pat, then walks off. I asked Pat what that was all about. What transpired was:
Guy: I love your bike [yadda yadda yadda]. By the way, I think you’re gorgeous.
Pat: Why, thank you, my wife thinks so too!
Guy: [looks at me, looks back at Pat] She better! Cos you are!
After I stopped laughing, I looked at Pat and I could see why. Aside from the fact that yes, I think he is a gorgeous dreamboat, he was carrying the yoga bag that my gay friend in Singapore got me to buy two of, and ended up giving us back one of them. AND, his headband just so happened to match the color of the baby blue bag. I don’t think he could be anymore gay-dar even if he tried.
That’s what you get for marrying a guy who is very secure in his sexuality to dress, ahem, different. And by different, I don’t mean metrosexual, because this guy cuts his own hair because it’s free (you can’t get any more un-metrosexual than that). Them gay boys sure do love him tho’. I don’t think I ever blogged about the time he was stalked by a guy in Singapore all the way from the bus stop in Raffles Place, to our flat in Zion Road. Literally, the guy followed Pat up the stairs when he was trying to escape thinking Pat was enticing him to a tacit rendezvous. Or the time when his then-new colleagues made a bet on whether he was gay; the lesbian thought he was, the gay dude bet that he wasn’t. Or the time he wore his mom’s floral shirt for a family dinner in Florida because he only brought old T-shirts and everyone else dressed nice. Or the time when…
On that note…Happy Valentine’s Day, y’all!