Archive for August, 2007


The Time Traveler’s Wife

I just finished The Time Traveler’s Wife. It’s a good, entertaining read, but irritatingly not great. Irritatingly because I felt that it was almost quite there, but not. For some odd reason, I kept thinking about how the writing in Middlesex, another contemporary novel I just finished by an author whose last name I can’t pronounce, to this book and how Eugenides’ writing is just so much better than Niffenegger’s.

I’m too lazy to take out both books and quote examples right now. In any case, I would recommend TTW for a good entertaining read on your commute, but Middlesex takes your breath away.

Pop!

Wow. I am SO not hip into the pop music scene these days…well 2 years ago too. I feel old.

Last night at our corner store, I heard this awesome song with a great groove playing over the radio. It made me wanna dance. And 2 grandma-lookin’ black women did start to dance. The song sounded familiar. I suspected it was Sexyback by Justin. I checked on Youtube, and so it was. What a great pop song! I might have heard it here and there before, but never knew who sang it or which song it was. Sexyback’s been out a whole year already. Which means that I’m a whole year behind in the pop music scene. Wow.

I work next to Rockerfeller center which is where they film the Today Show every morning. So I often see crowds of people standing in line to get filmed in the background (I wonder why they bother). They also do a summer concert series. The largest crowd I’ve seen was when Beyonce performed. This morning, there was a SEA of teenage black girls…just a sea of them…holding up posters of a Chris Brown. WHO THE FUCK IS CHRIS BROWN?

So I do a Youtube search, and find this video that is a total Smooth Criminal rip-off (the original MTV and the live performance of Dangerous, two perfect flawless choreography works of art). And then I find a bunch of Chris Brown doing Thriller (um. trying to sing Thriller with The Way You Make Me Feel choreography) and Chris Brown singing Rock With You videos. I fully admit to being biased, but watching those clips are like watching a Michael Jackson imitator performing in Union Square and makes you realize just how fucking talented MJ is.

Michael Jackson is still the King of Pop, yo!

City of Men

Everyone knows the movie City of God, which is as perfect a movie as it can get.

But the television series City of Men seems to be undeservingly less famous. It’s not publicised at all and we only stumbled upon it on the Sundance Channel. Then, we DVRed every single episode. We watched our saved episodes slowly and finally watched the final episode last night. It was a sad moment watching the last episode (which was a perfect wrap up to a perfect series).

City of Men is as perfect a show as it can get. It’s truly amazing…everything about it. The story, the acting, the creative education, the cinematography, the music, the poetry…everything. Which leads me to wonder why people get stuck watching stupid shows like The O.C. when there is such perfection available on other channels.

You can watch many clips on YouTube. It plays on the Sundance Channel here in NYC. It’s available on Netflix. People in Singapore…I don’t know…maybe you can find the pirated DVD somewhere in Bangkok or download it off BitTorrent…although with such an amazing work of art, I feel guilty for even suggesting any pirated version because the creators deserve every cent they get…but you sure as hell do NOT wanna watch the uncensored version (I highly doubt our wonderful MDA will let it be sold in the streets uncensored.

This is the first part of the first episode. At 1:52 and 8:14, you see what I mean about the creative education.

The beginning of the third episode, they explain the motivation for showing life in the favela, which doesn’t exist in Rio’s official map:

This is a fun episode about the party scene in the favela:

That the series is peppered with beautiful people doesn’t hurt either. Brazillians have got to be one of the most beautiful people, men and women, in the world.

Apparently there’s a movie coming out too (altho’ I can’t stand trailers that tell you the whole freakin’ story). I can’t wait.

Miss Teen USA South Carolina Goes Down in History

Question: Why can’t 1/5th of Americans locate America on a map?

Answer:

Sorry, BEH! wrong answer! You didn’t say “world peace”!

Oh! It’s so bad! And so funny! And so bad! And so funny! The video’s gotten almost 3 million views.

Oh, and in case you didn’t get that, here is the version with subtitles

Now, now, before you judge this poor little girl as just a dumb blonde, I really think she’s deeper than she appears. Watch it again. Her answer is an answer on another level. Instead of merely answering the question, she became the answer. Now, that’s genius.

The Christian Couple

I know a lovely old Christian couple who could come out of a Steinbeck novel. They exist peacefully in their simple small-town American world . They have acres of farmland. They have pets. They have wildlife visiting their land all the time. They use mostly the (organic) produce grown on their land to cook food. They are wonderfully active in their local church and do many many charitable work like looking after down-syndrome kids and adults. They have been married since they were 18 and still wonderfully loving. They spend most of their time on their land. They took their first plane in their lives ride a year ago to see the birth of their first grandchild. They have never been outside America.

In a conversation with them, the Christian man asked rhetorically “I don’t understand why people in other countries hate Americans. We have done so many good things in the world”. I had to bite my tongue. With most people, I’d have lambasted that statement as horribly woefully ignorant and would have listed down all the things America (or more accurately, the American politicians) has done in the world past and present that would explain why people hate America. But with the lovely Christian couple, I just had to stay silent. They have lived a life of pure, childlike and ignorant local Christianity and I felt oddly accepting of their peaceful ignorance because they do so much good in their local community (that I sure as hell don’t!). Who am I to criticize them for voting for Bush only because he appealed to their Christian sentiments? It’s so easy to collectively criticize the “christian rednecks in buttfuck middle america” for voting Bush in and blaming them (not us) for all the mishaps going on now. But all the publicized issues with Iraq/Afghanistan/etc today have been going on for the longest time, it just wasn’t publicized as much as say, the Soviet Union’s communism, back in the day.

That conversation happened months ago. But I was reminded of it this morning when I read this National Geographic article on the train about Pakistan. It describes how Pakistan got to be a fundamentalist Islamic state, and America’s role in it.

From the start, the founders of Pakistan intended their nation to be a refuge for Muslims, not an Islamic state. Pakistan was created when India, a British colony for nearly a hundred years, gained its independence and was partitioned into two countries along a hastily drawn border. Pakistan’s first leader, Mohammed Ali Jinnah, and his brain trust of secular intellectuals created a fledgling democracy that gave Islam a cultural, rather than political, role in national life. Their Pakistan was to be a model of how Islam, merged with democratic ideals, could embrace the modern world. “Muslims would cease to be Muslims, not in the religious sense,” Jinnah said in his inaugural address, but “as citizens of the state.”

…More than anyone, it was General Muhammad Zia-ul-Haq who created Pakistan’s current generation of Islamic radicals, and the climate in which they thrive. A Punjabi general with a pencil-thin mustache and raccoon circles under his eyes, Zia seized power in a coup in 1977, had the democratically elected prime minister tried and hanged, and promptly pressed for the Islamization of Pakistan, calling for more religion in the classroom and the use of punishments such as flogging and amputations for crimes against Islam. To Zia, Pakistan’s secular founders, with their emphasis on Muslim culture, had it exactly backward. “We were created on the basis of Islam,” Zia said, and he set out to remake democratic Pakistan as a strict Islamic state—despite the fact that a large majority of Pakistanis were, and remain, moderates.

Whether by temperament or tradition, most Pakistani Muslims are more comfortable with the mystical and ecstatic rituals of Barelvi Islam, a colorful blend of Indian Islamic practice and Sufism. For a Punjabi farmer whose crop has just come in, it has always been more satisfying to hang out at a Sufi shrine listening to qawwali music and watching dervishes whirl than reciting the Koran in a fundamentalist mosque. Most Pakistanis, though powerless to resist, were lukewarm to Zia’s Islamization program, as was much of the outside world.

That all changed in December 1979, when the Soviet Union invaded neighboring Afghanistan, driving hundreds of thousands of Afghan refugees—mainly conservative Pashtun tribesmen—across the border into Pakistan. Within months Zia’s Islamist dream got a huge boost: The United States and Saudi Arabia joined Pakistan in a covert alliance to supply arms, training, and billions of dollars to an anti-Soviet insurgency in Afghanistan. The motto of Zia’s army—Jihad in the Service of Allah—became a rallying cry for thousands of mujahideen training in camps funded by the CIA in Pakistan’s North-West Frontier Province. Over time, Zia’s agenda, and that of the United States, became indistinguishable: If Zia wanted to Islamize Pakistan while mobilizing support for the anti-Soviet jihad, all the more power to him. Besides, the fundamentalist madrassas of northwestern Pakistan made excellent recruiting centers for mujahideen—young fighters who saw the struggle against the Soviets as a holy war.

…By the time Zia died in a mysterious 1988 plane crash, the Islamization of Pakistan was well under way. The following year, the Soviet Union, preoccupied with its own implosion, pulled its demoralized troops from Afghanistan. The U.S. promptly declared victory and returned home, leaving the Afghan people to the chaotic rule of the mujahideen warlords. One crucial chapter in the story of radical Islam’s ascendancy had come to a close. The one we are still living had just begun. Osama bin Laden and other leaders of the Afghan jihad now moved freely in and out of northwestern Pakistan and its Federally Administered Tribal Areas. The madrassas swelled with the children of the Zia Generation. In the rugged mountainous land shared by Afghanistan and Pakistan, the seeds of the Taliban, and al Qaeda, had been sown.

I concur with lovely Christian man that America has done many good things, but I still considered mailing this article to lovely Christian couple with a note “this is just one of the many reasons why”. But then again, maybe not. But then again, maybe I should. Ignorance is bliss, but ignorance is what got us here in the first place.

Daily Show

After we got cut from the line the last time, I got VIP tickets to the Daily Show with Jon Stewart (what a great policy that is!). VIP tickets means you are guaranteed a seat and you get to go in first.

It was fun. What I observed was that:

  • The staff was very friendly (sign of great management from the top). I love places like that. No door bitches, thank you very much! They were very respectful to the crowd, while we are waiting, during the show and after the show. We get repeated “thank you for waiting” “thank you for being here” “we really appreciate you coming here” from all staff including Jon Stewart himself. As it should be. You’d think with such a popular show, they’d become pompous door bitches and treat you like they are doing you a favor. But then, I’d expect this from a great show like the Daily Show.
  • Opening guy, Paul Mecurio, was HILARIOUS. Somehow I compared it to the other time I went to a comedy club and how shitty Richard Lewis was. This guy had us screaming, clapping, yelling, laughing in the first minute. He was the warm up guy and did such a great job. I’d pay to watch a full Paul Mecurio show.
  • Jon Stewart in real life looks just like he does on tv. Duh, but you know what I mean. Some people look different in real life (bigger, smaller, uglier, prettier) than what you see on tv.
  • The show was very well-rehersed. Another Duh statement. But somehow, when I watch it on TV, I get the sense that everything was ad-libbed or like in an interview. But the moment they started the show, everything ran like clockwork, from Jon’s timed spluttering after a Bush clip to the guys wiping the table during the break after Rob Riggle kissed the table repeatedly (part of the skit interview where he’s happy to be home from Iraq).
  • The only bad part about the show is that when you go watch it live, as a VIP audience, you forget that this is primarily a TV, not live, show (yet another DUH statement from kellykelly!). Which meant that after the opening act and the hi-everyone interaction from Jon Stewart, 4 massive structures that are the cameras on roller thingies descend upon Jon Stewart, which mainly block your view of the main stage. Unlike a live act where the audience gets an unobstructed view of the stage (unless you are in the nose-bleed cheap seats section). Occassionally, you get a glimpse of the actual thing, but pretty much the whole time, you’d have to watch the show on the many plasma screens they have hanging up for the audience (I was wondering why they have so many of those screens up).

At the end of the show as the audience was filing out, Jon’s little kid runs up to the stage with his mom and promptly hides under Jon’s desk and insists on sitting on the chair. It’s just Daddy’s office!

Ultimately, it was a very satisfying experience. Lots of laughter. The staff made you feel at home. It was free. It was fun. And the Daily Show is probably the best news source in American TV right now. Definitely recommended.

Once You Flush…

Scientists Drug-Test Whole Cities

WASHINGTON (AP) – Researchers have figured out how to give an entire community a drug test using just a teaspoon of wastewater from a city’s sewer plant.

The test wouldn’t be used to finger any single person as a drug user. But it would help federal law enforcement and other agencies track the spread of dangerous drugs, like methamphetamines, across the country.

Oregon State University scientists tested 10 unnamed American cities for remnants of drugs, both legal and illegal, from wastewater streams. They were able to show that they could get a good snapshot of what people are taking.

The science behind the testing is simple. Nearly every drug – legal and illicit – that people take leaves the body. That waste goes into toilets and then into wastewater treatment plants.

“Wastewater facilities are wonderful places to understand what humans consume and excrete,” Field said.

In the study presented Tuesday, one teaspoon of untreated sewage water from each of the cities was tested for 15 different drugs. Field said researchers can’t calculate how many people in a town are using drugs.

She said that one fairly affluent community scored low for illicit drugs except for cocaine. Cocaine and ecstasy tended to peak on weekends and drop on weekdays, she said, while methamphetamine and prescription drugs were steady throughout the week.

…The idea of testing on a citywide basis for drugs makes sense, as long as it doesn’t violate people’s privacy, said Tom Angell of the Students for Sensible Drug Policy, a Washington-based group that wants looser drug laws.

“This seems to be less offensive than individualized testing,” he said.

In reaction, here are snippets of conversations with a couple of friends:
T: this article is mindblowing. and i love the ads that are served up on the right – detox and a sober living place
S: jeezus unconstitutional
Me to T: ha! S thinks it’s unconstitutional
T: he would. its his excrement – if he wants to do away with it himself he can. he pays taxes so that someone takes ownership of it. he’s so young
Me to S: your shit becomes public property once you flush!
S: u nasty
Me to T: I think your shit becomes public property once you flush!
T: exactly. and he is PAYING for someone to take it away on top of it! he should start shitting in a bucket = that would be more constitutional.
Me to S: T says you should start shitting in a bucket = that would be more constitutional
S: EAmofoD, ho!
S: sometimes i DO for fun
Me: what is “EAmofoD”?
S: eat a mutherfucking dick
Me: charming.

Here’s to productive days and great friends!

Moby Rove

I got this from a message board I frequent. Here’s Moby’s post about how Karl Rove is NOT his half-brother. Hilarious.

ok, a story.
 July 18, 2007
a few months ago i went down to dc with my friend alexandra to see her movie ‘friend of god’.
the movie was great, and after it ended we all went up to the hotel bar to drink cheap domestic beer(truly and sadly, my favorite kind of beer. my low-brow tastes don’t just extend to die hard movies and trashy airport fiction, i also really like cheap domestic beer…mea culpa).
because it was dc(the land of politics), and because alexandra’s mom is the first female speaker of the house, and because alexandra worked in news media for a long time, the bar was crowded with an interesting and disparate bunch of people.
acolyte’s looking to touch the hem of speaker pelosi’s garment. journalists trading stories about afghanistan. etc.
and i know that ‘etc’ is the lazy person’s way of avoiding long winded or detailed
narrative. so be it. i like ‘etc’.
at one point i found myself talking to some journalists about politics and travel and family histories. i told one of the journalists that i have a 1/2 brother somewhere(it’s true, before my mom had me she had a baby who was put up for adoption) whom i’ve never met.
the journalist asked me ‘do you have any idea who he is or where he might be?’
and i jokingly said ‘maybe it’s karl rove.’
ha ha. bar-room comedy.
a week later the journalist wrote this up as a story on politico.com(it must have been a very slow news day and/or week).
some tiny item ‘moby’s 1/2 brother could be karl rove’.
again, more comedy.
a few weeks go by and i get a letter from the white house.
i’ve never received a letter from the white house, by the way.
i was a bit surprised, especially as the envelope looked as if it was from 1952.
maybe they bought a few million white house envelopes in 1952 and they’re still going through them.
who knows.
i open the envelope and read the letter(also on stationary from 1952).
here’s the text:

“dear moby(or is that mr moby),

it’s not me. i have no musical ability and am 19 years older(assuming you’re 37).
so you can breathe easier.
on the other hand, james carville is musically-inclined and bald, too. do you like crawfish etouffee?
sincerely,
karl rove”

needless to say i was a bit stunned.
a letter from karl rove?
the architect?
bush’s brain?
the man without whom gw would be doing the alligator on the floor of a hooters in biloxi?

i was also a bit stunned because the letter was funny.
karl rove is funny?
all of the pictures i’d seen of him depicted him as being quite dour and serious(this was before i saw the ‘mc rove’ videotape, confirming to me that he is, in fact, funny).

i called alexandra, who confirmed that the letter was for real.
so now i know a few things:

1-karl rove is not my 1/2 brother
2-karl rove believes that i’m 37(i’m actually 24)
3-karl rove is funny
4-the white house stopped buying stationary in 1952

ok, that’s my story.
now i’m going to philadelphia to go to the mutter museum.
if you’ve never been to the mutter museum you really do need to go.
although it’s not for the weak-stomached or faint(feint?)or heart.
but i love it, especially the soap lady.
-moby

I haven’t read Moby’s blog before, but he’s pretty freakin’ cool. Moby is so cool he makes Karl Rove seem cool. Saw him walking by us while we were having lunch at L’asso (excellent pizzas) last Thursday. That’s NYC for you…you see well-known people around (celebrities, schmelebrities) and barely blink an eye. Altho’ I saw Russell Simmons (Natty, NOT that work-out guy with the short-shorts!) in the West Village the other day and I simply had to go up to him and shake his hand and say dorkily “I really respect the work you do”, if anything, because of Def Poetry.

True Democracy

Surprise, surprise!

Two-thirds of US adults admit to being in the dark about political issues outside the United States, and only a third are well-versed in US politics, the results of a poll published Tuesday showed…that poll, which surveyed 2,870 adults in the first week of August, showed…Global political knowledge was miniscule, with just three percent of women and 14 percent of men saying they are extremely knowledgeable on world politics. One reason for the knowledge gap is lack of interest, according to the poll. “Well over half (57 percent) say they do not like learning about political issues in other countries,” and 32 percent expressed a lack of interest for homespun politics, the Harris Poll group said. – link

Oh, the irony! The decisions American politicians make has the most impact around the world. The people that vote in American politicians have no clue about what’s going on around the world. I say, in the next election, the entire world should vote for the next American president!

Slope – Inducted!

It’s official…Slope has now been inducted as a Chansikitty – Graciela has bathed her.

Video 1
(that last shot of them looking into the camera and Slope hugging Graciela’s leg is CLASSIC!)
Video 2

Graciela loves to bathe all the kitties…I love it…self-cleaning pets! What could be better?

He looks like he could eat her up!


He looks like he IS about to eat her in this picture, but he was just yawning:

Here’s Slope on my pillow, which is Zion’s favorite spot too…uh oh:

Look at her funny little face. She’s a weird lookin’ cat!

And I LOVE HER!



Poor Zion…Slope sleeps on the bed, on the couch, on our clothes and Zion gets to sleep on….our slippers

Kidding. Lovely Zion still gets to sleep where ever she wants to. She’s been less of a bitch to Slope lately, less hissing, more staring games. Buddy has been staying in the basement, pretty much ignoring the young ‘un. As expected, only Graciela has whole heartedly welcomed her. You know, my feeling towards Graciela has moved from complete detest, to indifference, to distant respect, to almost…ahem….LIKE these days. He’s really SUCH a great ol’ Poppa to all our other cats who can’t seem to get along.