Ok, this is a topic that you may not wanna read when you are eating. It’s about toilets. Specifically, toilet clogging.
Two nights ago, the Fat Cat did a VERY VERY bad thing and peed on the carpet…right in front of me. Angrily, I put on my cleaning gloves and used paper towels to clean up as much of the mess as possible. I threw the paper towels down the toilet. Then the toilet overflowed. FUCK! So I spent the next 2 hours cleaning up the carpet AND the toilet. I wasn’t very happy.
Last night, for no apparent reason, the fucking toilet overflowed again. FUCK!
Thus, a discussion ensued between the Chansidines. Every time I have used toilets in American homes, it’s a nerve-wrecker because the flushing system SUCKED big time. I’ve had horrible episodes with American toilets, and it’s not just me. It’s happened quite often to pretty much everyone I knew. The solution is plenty of courtesy flushes; but sometimes, even courtesy flushes don’t work. I asked Pat if he realized that American toilets sucked compared to Singapore ones. Jogging his toilet memory back, the realization dawned upon him that I was right. The toilets in America did suck, even in the million dollar homes in Palm Beach he’s been in, they were horrible. We wondered why. Was it because the manufacturers of toilets here were simply bad? Was it the water? Was it the system? His thesis was that perhaps the American sewage systems were older than the Singapore ones.
I did a google investigation today, and VOILA! I found the root of our problem!
In 1994, the Energy Policy and Conservation Act set a national manufacturing standard of 1.6 gallons per flush (“low-flow toilets” vs. the 5-7 gallons used before) and made it illegal to sell toilets with higher per flush use of water!
Obviously, this has led to a movement seeking to repeal the law and driving to Canada to buy higher-flow toilets.
This has torn my fundamental believes apart. I don’t agree with the government intruding on our toilets, yet they should take steps to limit water wastage. Apparently, the law (along with others) actually did work to cut down water consumption.
Water savings from residential ULF toilets (1.6 gallons or less per flush) have been well documented. Monitoring of residential water use in a number of cities, including Tampa, Phoenix, Austin, and Oakland, has shown water savings from ULF toilets to range from 23% to 46%, despite an increase in average flushing frequency in some homes
- Monolake
And yet, I don’t ever wanna fucking have to unclog a toilet ever again!
You know, Americans like to ask me (not without a giggle) about Singapore’s ban on chewing gum, and what not. I used to think that America was the land of the free. After all these talk about banning ipods in the street, and reading about this and that bans in America, I’m beginning to think that America and Singapore are more similar than we think.
Oh and by the way, NYC has been rated the top cloggiest city by Scott!