Archive for March, 2005


Fog It

From my brother who got it from Mr Miyagi, find out the readability of your blog:

Readability Results for http://kellog.blogspot.com

Total sentences 465
Total words 3,907
Average words per Sentence 8.40
Words with 1 Syllable 2,778
Words with 2 Syllables 707
Words with 3 Syllables 297
Words with 4 or more Syllables 125
Percentage of word with three or more syllables 10.80%
Average Syllables per Word 1.43%
Gunning Fog Index (how many years of schooling it would take someone to understand the content) 7.68
Flesch Reading Ease (The higher the score, the easier it is to understand the document. Authors are encouraged to aim for a score of approximately 60 to 70) 77.42
Flesch-Kincaid Grade (Like the Gunning-Fog index, it is a rough measure of how many years of schooling it would take someone to understand the content) 4.55

Therefore, my writing’s between TV guides/The Bible/Mark Twain and (shudder) Reader’s Digest, a person needs 7.68 years of schooling or be in 4.55th grade to comprehend me, and I need to either reduce the average words per sentence or reduce the average syllables of my words, which this sentence obviously doesn’t help.

Arm Pillow

I clicked on this link at the bottom of my Gmail email where I mentioned to a friend that I miss Pat (if you don’t know, Gmail has an ingenious AdSense tool that tailors their advertisement links according to what you write in your email) . I thought this was hilarious that a sentence about me missing my Patty led AdSense to introduce this to me:

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Never sleep alone again!
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Come this Saturday, I won’t be sleeping alone no more. I haven’t missed him so badly in the entire 6 weeks…I guess there’s something about the last lap. :\ He called me at 6am this morning after arriving in NYC to sing me a made-up song that runs along the lines of kellykelly kellykelly/i know you’re sleepy/i’m in NYCeee/I miss my kellykelly. That would be the only reason why I’d like to be awakened at 6am.

U R Sleeping

Yay!! I finally found the lyrics (in some random Español site)to one of my current favorite (progressive) house anthems, PQM’s ‘U R Sleeping’. You can here a clip of it here. Put on your best headphones and turn up the volume…ooohhh I love this song. The lyrics ain’t exactly poetry, um, ok, they don’t even rhyme, but the base line, melody and vocals of this track just works (for me that is):

You pick up this working girl
Who’s hooked on smack,
Who hustles and scores
‘That’s all I do’ she says
She says ‘10 bucks for head, 15 for half and half’
She says ‘3 hits a day at 35 per’
You say that’s 7 tricks a day at least
But she says ’sometimes I get lucky…
Once this guy gives me a bill and a half just to eat me.
Only time I ever came.’
You figure you can save her.
You sell your color TV, it keeps her off the streets a whole day.
You hock your typewriter for one jolt…
Then your shotgun, your watch…
A week later you say ‘listen, I’m a little short’
But she says ‘No scratch, no snatch.’
You say ‘look, it is better to give’
But she says ‘beat off, creep.’
One night they spot you on the street in your skivies trying to sell your shoes
You tell them who you are, but they nail you.
Then she happens by and she says
‘Christ, you look fucked!’
She says ‘hang tough!’
But you don’t say anything
You just think ‘what a bum rap for a nice sensitive guy like me…’

Wanna hear how the song is nicely mixed into a set? Go to Yoshitoshi Radio and stream Timo Mass (highly recommended…the song comes in about 37:08 into the set) and The Mara Soundsystem (song comes in around 17:01). But the best mix of this is probably heard on James
Holden’s Balance 005
CD1 (Track 14), which is a fantastic CD (too bad he sucks ass as a live DJ, but his technical skills are top-notch, which reflects well on a pre-recorded album). The way he bleeds the previous song, FortDax’s ‘Fortune Telling Fish, Curled to Suggest Home’ into PQM’s is pure magic. I have both CDs on mp3 that I can burn for you if you like. I take requests only in barter trade (I give you music, you give me
music).

Interestingly, if you want a break-down, you can hear various versions of the base tunes here, here, here and here, and the acappella here.

Oh! I love this song so much! My fav part: when it goes "Once this guy gives me a bill and a half just to eat me/Only time I ever came (Only time I ever came)", then the synthetic melody hits, doo doodoo doo doo doo doo doo….

The Earth Moved (day after)

It is so weird that all this panic and scramble was going on, when all I felt was a light sway in my quiet flat all by myself. My thoughts and prayers to those affected. We are reminded of what we already know: the burden of natural disasters invariably falls upon those who least can afford to be affected–the poor who most lack the protection of good infrastructure, and monetary/livelihood buffers of insurance thereafter. Dammit.

An interesting chart from The Environment Times:

The Earth Moved (confirmation)

A confirmation on ChannelNewsAsia on TV. I guess we’ll see it online soon. My thoughts and prayers that no human disaster has followed.

The Earth Moved (update)

I’m doing a check for earthquakes around the world and dammit, my suspicions were right. From Global Earthquake Report: 8.2 earthquake off the coast of Sumatra 4:09pm Edinburgh time, which is about 11:09pm Singapore time. But we felt it an hour later? Fuck. I wonder if that was it?

Damn. I wonder what happened?

I Feel The Earth, Move, Under My Feet

Ok, it’s about 1220am now. 2 minutes ago, I felt the table swaying. I thought it was just me cos I have low blood pressure and often feel light headed. But the ornaments hanging on my bamboo plant were clanging. I stepped out of my flat and my neighbours stepped out too and we both went "did you feel something?" I thought it could be my old HDB flat being too old. But Ken online in Katong said he felt something too. Geez, all the way from fault-line California and I feel my first earthquake (ok, 2nd. I felt a mild on in SF once. But this one was longer and slightly stronger). I do hope nothing major has happened somewhere else in the region. It’s gotta be pretty big for us to feel it in Singapore…*shudder*

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update: ok, I’m not delusional. ChannelNewsAsia has "Tremors felt in parts of Singapore" in its breaking news strip.

The Earth Moved (more)

Last update before I go to bed. CNN’s first write-up on it here. I remember someone mentioning in the office a couple of weeks ago that another earthquake was predicted off Sumatra, or was it in one of those silly circulated emails? The paranoia of another tsunami happening is expected and warranted. Better safe than sorry.

Bangin’ Bangkok

No, I didn’t do anything I couldn’t write home about. But I pretty much lived it up in Bangkok this weekend. Going to Bangkok this time around was a decidedly different experience backpacking with my boyfriend last November. Having done the tourist/cultural stuff on my previous trip, I allowed myself to unabashedly indulge in a purely chick-trip with a girl friend, and have nothing but (a) replenish my supply of cheap Thai tops and sun-dresses (those loose flowery types I wear all the time); (b) get massages; (c) get my nails done; (d) eat good Thai food on my to-do list for the weekend. This time, I trotted with Mun Chen, a collegue who sits right next to me at work, who turned out to be an excellent companion for traveling. Her ex-boss, now in UOB Thailand, offered us his 2 guest rooms in his serviced apartment and personal driver for our beck-and-call for the weekend while he was away.

Oh boy! And what a chick-trip it was! We got to live the life of indulgent Tai-Tai, filled with shopping and massages, manicure and pedicure, driven around everywhere, and being taken out to nice places for dinner. ‘Tis only nice just because it’s a holiday. It would be unimaginably insufferable for me if that was truly my life.

Bangkok beckons! I see my calling on the way into the city from the airport on Thursday evening.

On our first night, we were taken out to Sirocco, probably the most stunning bar I have ever been to in my life. I pulled this picture out from a website cos it’s the clearest. But even the picture does no justice to this spectacular place.

With an outstanding live jazz band and singer on a raised platform…

On the 2nd night, we went for dinner and karaoke with a bunch of Thai people in UOB Thailand. They all had great hair (we noticed)! ;p

Some funny sights: awkward looking farangs in a tuk-tuk…

…the coolest pink helmet…

…white trash at Chatuchak Weekend Market…

…Mun Chen with her porn star T-shirt shopping around Chatuchak. For some odd reason, I thought the picture showed the guy laying face down with the girl straddling him on his behind. And I was wondering where the strap-on was. Until Mun Chen told me the guy was face up. Which is obviously more likely.

We had a massage all of the 3 days we were there. The first Thai massage was wonderful wonderful wonderful. The 2nd one was a foot massage which was disappointing. The 3rd one we decided to go back to the same place (Healthland Spa), and both of us ended up with a BRUTAL masseuse each. After I pointed out my special spot in my neck (the 2 points which is the root of my aching neck, but when pressed will release an orgasmically painful shot exploding through my body. It’s both a curse and a blessed button.), my matronly masseuse muttered "ahh, steef neck, steeef neck", and proceeded to jam her fists into my neck for a good 20 minutes. Most of it was actually good, as I was left gasping and moaning as my special spots were kneaded. But as she pounded harder, and did that thing where she squeezed my head, I thought my head would explode. By the third and last round, I had enough of Thai massages for a while.

A more gentle experience was our manicure/pedicure session, with the guy who greeted us spending an hour blowdrying and ironing his own hair. He ended up finishing our perfect french manicure when our female manicure/pedicure-rists (what do we call them?) failed to do a good job. Good to know he puts that meticulous vanity to good use. Lovely boy he was. We spent the rest of the day admiring our hands and feet.

And not to forget the outstanding food. Thai food is probably my favorite food next to Japanese. Our last meal was recommended to us by our driver. The waiters spoke no English and the menu barely had English, so we knew it had to be authentic. And it was! Even though the pineapple rice we tried to order came out (pine-ap-ple…pine-ap-ple…you know? The fruit? How you say?) as Pattaya rice. This yum yum tom yum was the best we had in the trip.

And here’s our lovely driver, Nathapon, who allowed us to get a taste of the Tai Tai life. It was fun…just for the weekend. It does feel great to return to a job I love on a Monday. I have 2 new cases on my desk! Whoo hoo!=) (that whoop of joy is not sacarsm. I really love my job that much.)

Chansidine Anniversary

It’s past midnight…today marks the Chansidine 2nd anniversary! It also marks the 2nd time we’ve spent our anniversary on different continents (I was in Singapore for spring break last year)…oh well, ain’t no matter. We met on the last Sunday of March 2003 (here’s the post where Patrick’s name was first mentioned), but since we met after midnight, we figured yesterday that the 24th should be the right anniversary. From that Sunday night, we’ve hardly been apart since. Little did I know that "fabulous start to Spring Break" was the beginning of something more.

These past 5.5 weeks has been fun with KKSC activities, but that omnipresent sense of simply missing my man that crawls just beneath the surface of my skin underlies it all. I want him back, and not just to clean out the kitty poo.

Happy Anniversary, Patty. Here’s to many more Crazy Chansidine years of partying, reading, cooking, movies, traveling, debating Adbusters vs Economist, and juz good ol’ lovin’!