As promised, some pictures from Halloween. This is so gonna slow the page down…but these are hilarious.
Natalie went as SuperWasted! She drinks! She falls! She blabbers! She’s…dadadadadada!….SuperWasted! (note the cans of beer strapped round her waist)

The other Natalie is a born-again angel. (note the shorn horns and half white wings) Her tag says WWJD–"What Would Jesus Do?…Me"

Here are the angels. (note the can of BudLight stuck on Natalie’s hat)

SuperWasted crowns me after my Jaeger shot. The least amazing outfit of the night…I am supposed to be a man…

…while my boyfriend (left…yes that is my boyfriend. Yes, it was a little disconcerting, especially with people going up to him asking "Honey, are you gay? Cos you’re stunning"…note peeking red bra with asian prints as mentioned in Oct 27 2003 post "Strange Love") is an Asian lady (we are supposed to be a Walking Stereotype). On the right is Rachel appropriately dressed and seated as a queen…

…while I inappropriately tweak her husband’s nipples.

Here’s Magpie (I steal jewelry, love) and her husband (Invisible).

That’s " ‘Ho White" ("Snow White’s brunette…but I’m ‘ho White…I’m white trash")

The Hunter hunts Superwasted…

…and is hunted by Superwasted.

Scary eyes…

Amin wields his banana against American Psycho

As the night drew on, everyone started to get superwasted. Me with surfer-half-eaten-by-a-shark Chris, Indiana Jones Pete and Amin who for some reason put a PG&E traffic cone on his head…

…finally placing Pat’s umbrella on top of the cone.

The cone-cum-umbrella combination is currently being used as a lampshade in Patrick’s room (I’m not kidding). It lights the room up in an erotic orange-red glow. Really.